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Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Votes:	3485	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CreepinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, communication breakdown, credit issues, CreepinCraft, family conflict, family drama, Family Support, financial agreements, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, germany, Home ownership, house ownership, housing issue, long-term plans, making my sister homeless, Military life, Minecraft, Niece, personal boundaries, Server, student loans

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9155	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets real estate shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of sibling betrayal and house-swapping adventures.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds and building your dream castle, when suddenly your sister swoops in and uses your name to buy a house. Why? Because her credit was as messed up as a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! She sweet talks you into paying off some of your debt so she can get a bigger house, promising to sell it or get it out of your name in a year. Fast forward to the deadline, and she’s suddenly singing a different tune, wanting to keep the house for two years. The nerve!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, she starts throwing around threats about leaving your niece homeless if you don’t play by her rules. Seriously, who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server drama?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable financial decisions, and a whole lot of family tension. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

AnimalApocalypse

AnimalApocalypse, Animals, apartment, Apology, busy street, Cats, Communication, dog, door open, fear, Fight, gate open, Girlfriend, locked doors, main road, OCD, panic attack, relationship, screaming, stress, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with door drama in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where doors always stay closed and your pets are safe from wandering off into the dangerous world outside! Our virtual world is free from door-related stress and full of exciting adventures. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand (or paw) in times of need. Say goodbye to real-life door dilemmas and hello to a worry-free gaming experience! Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyKids, Development, encouragement, Experience, guidance, Helpful, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, Minecraft, MISTAKES, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Support, wisdom, younger

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles with flying pigs, lava surfing competitions, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Need some advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, our resident expert, a talking chicken named Cluck Norris, is here to guide you through the ups and downs of blocky life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

NoFormalDesignPro

Beginner, career, Challenges, creativity, education, entry level, Experience, formal training, Industry, interior design, job market, networking, NoFormalDesignPro, opportunities, Passion, Portfolio, qualifications, self-starter, self-taught, Skills, success

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of building boring square houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner interior designer!

Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?

We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.

So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!

Hitler’s Neutrality: Better Minecraft Server

Apology, Apology accepted, better, Candidate, controversial statement, Country, election, History, hitler, Hitlers, Minecraft, mistake, Nazis, Neutrality, offer, Political, Reform UK, regret, Server, uk, world war II, WWII

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5898
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

lolz u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like if hitler offered u a peace treaty but u said nah let’s fight instead! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s more united than the allies in WWII. come join us and let’s make minecraft history together! #sorrynotsorry #hitlerpeace #minecraftmadness

BabyMobNation

baby, BabyMobNation, Beings, Childhood, Creation, Creatures, Development, Evolution, FANTASY, folklore, growth, imagination, infancy, legend, Monster, Mythical, Mythological, Origin, Supernatural, transformation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	711	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, picture this: you join our server and you see a baby creeper just chilling, waiting to blow up your house. but don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly little puppies instead.

we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.

so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.

ChillCraft: The Coolest Server Around!

advanced materials, building materials, car design, Chillcraft, clothing innovation, COOLEST, cooling material, Endurance, energy efficiency, fabric technology, food storage, heat management, innovative textiles, material science, outdoor sports, performance wear, research and development, Server, silk, sunlight exposure, sustainable fashion, temperature control, thermal regulation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, dis server be so cool, it’s like wearin’ a magical cloak that keeps you chill AF even in da hottest of biomes! Picture dis: you’re walkin’ around lookin’ fly in your diamond armor, but you ain’t sweatin’ like a pig in a sauna. Nah, you cool as a cucumber, thanks to dis amazin’ material dat’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Join dis server and experience da coolest vibes ever! Build a house dat stays frosty in da desert, drive a car dat’s colder than your ex’s heart, or just chill with your homies in da coolest club around. Trust me, once you join dis server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like livin’ in an ice castle, but without da risk of gettin’ frostbite. So what you waitin’ for? Come join da fun and stay cool, baby! 🥶🔥👌

ReTeX PE server Minecraft

Adventure, Android, banner, BUILD, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, griefer, Ios, Lazy, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, ReTeX PE, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	6782	Dragon Eggs Found:	678
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Griefer server!

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ValleyCraft: Where our shopping areas are fancier than your real-life mall

Active, Areas, base, Bases, building, Community, Dedicated, fancier, Gaming, Griefing, inactivity, KIND, Mall, Minecraft, Players, Reallife, rules, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, stealing, valleycraft, weeded off

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

ValleyCraft Minecraft Server

Overview
We here at ValleyCraft are looking for dedicated players who would like to play on this season! We expect our players to be semi-professional in terms of building large bases and contributing to the shopping district. We value players who strive to build beyond what the average player would require.

Rules

No cheating/hacking
No griefing/stealing
Be active and play at least 3 times a week
Be kind to your fellow players

Thank you for joining ValleyCraft; hope to see you on soon!

P.S. The season is already underway, and as some players are weeded off for inactivity, we are looking for more. Eventually, we will have rebuilt our base of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I cheat or hack?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	No, griefing or stealing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations.
How often should I play?	We expect players to be active and play at least 3 times a week to maintain a sense of community.
What is valued in players?	We value players who strive to build beyond the average player’s requirements and contribute to the server’s community.

SpaceCraft VR Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Digital World, futuristic, Gaming, immersive experiences, interactive gaming, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Server, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceship VR, Technology, virtual adventure, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual reality experience, virtual reality game, virtual reality gaming, Virtual Reality Headset, virtual reality simulation, virtual reality technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1408	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Earth and its lack of spaceships in VR? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic spaceship VR experience you’ll ever find! Our spaceship is so realistic, you’ll swear you can feel the zero gravity and hear the aliens chattering in the distance. Plus, we have a secret room where you can battle intergalactic monsters for rare loot and bragging rights. So why didn’t he join in the spaceship VR? Because he hasn’t found our server yet! Join now and blast off into a world of adventure and absurdity!