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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5443 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.
So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).
