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SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	112

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Votes:	6288	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3278
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

aita, asking, bills, blocks, Communication, compromise, date, DATING, Dutch, DutchCraft, equality, Etiquette, Expectations, Fairness, Flip, free meal, girl, modern dating, Old fashioned, Pay, relationship, split the bill, splitting, tradition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	1798
Animals Bred:	92	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!