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  • The Dick-Sucked Wrestler in Minecraft SMP

    The Dick-Sucked Wrestler in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic battles and drama-filled storylines since the WWE! Join us if you want to witness the legendary showdown between Steve “The Block Breaker” and Herobrine “The Griefer” as they fight for the title of the most dick sucked wrestler in Minecraft history. Will Steve’s diamond sword be a match for Herobrine’s TNT explosions? Only time will tell! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rumble, because this is one SMP you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TimeWarp Minecraft Server

    TimeWarp Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7214
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Crops Grown: 9890 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

    Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

    So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers

    Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

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    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!

    Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”

    So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hate the Creeper, Not the Player

    Hate the Creeper, Not the Player
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8765
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 164

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    join dis epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner blocky warrior and battle against evil mobs and other players. we have a secret underground base where u can find rare treasures and hidden loot.

    u can also build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss. but watch out for creepers, they be sneaky lil buggers.

    we have epic events like a pig racing competition and a dance party in the nether. plus, our community is super friendly and always willing to help u out.

    so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. remember, it’s not possible to hate a societal group, but it is possible to hate creepers. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DryOutCraft

    DryOutCraft
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 112
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Enchantments Applied: 124 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

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    yo yo yo, u wanna join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got plants dat can come back from the dead like zombies?! yea man, we got resurrection plants dat can survive drought by drying out like raisins, but then BAM they come back to life like a phoenix rising from the ashes. It’s like plant zombies up in here, all thanks to some wild gene family that’s duplicated across species. Join us and witness the miracle of nature in pixelated form, it’s gonna blow your mind, bro! 🌱💀🔥 #ResurrectionPlantsFTW

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AND Factions

    AND Factions
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3913
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2

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    Server launches on July 10th, 4pm CET!

    OGFactions is a server dedicated to bringing back the nostalgic feel of classic faction servers. Where items are actually valuable, and players must grind to achieve them – there’s absolutely ZERO way to buy any kind of in-game advantage.

    The server is run by 2 seasoned MCPVP veterans who are committed to prioritizing gameplay and fun above all else.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hardrada: where we build worlds one faction at a time! Join our wacky towny SMP adventure!

    Hardrada: where we build worlds one faction at a time! Join our wacky towny SMP adventure!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 538
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10

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    Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

    Key Features Description
    Unmatched Freedom Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
    Fair and Supportive Staff Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    Player-Driven Stories Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, and alliances or epic wars and political intrigue.
    Community and Collaboration Collaborate with like-minded players to build magnificent structures, create thriving economies, and participate in events.
    Dynamic World Server evolves with players’ actions, creating a living, breathing environment where every choice matters.

    Hardrada Worldbuilding Server FAQ

    What sets Hardrada Worldbuilding apart from other Minecraft servers?

    Hardrada Worldbuilding offers unmatched freedom for players to create and shape their own empires, with a supportive staff team ensuring a fair and enjoyable experience.

    How can I join the Hardrada Worldbuilding community?

    You can join our community by connecting to our Minecraft server and joining our Discord server using the link provided above.

    What type of events and quests can players participate in on Hardrada Worldbuilding?

    Players can participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.

    Is PvP and warfare a major aspect of gameplay on Hardrada Worldbuilding?

    Players have the option to test their skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinniCraft Minecraft Server

    KinniCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1489
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dimension Hops: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no kinnikuman threads? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your kinnikuman needs! Join us and battle it out with other players in epic wrestling matches, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your wrestling skills and become the champion of the ring!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server

    ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9705
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to fit in with the cool kids on other Minecraft servers? Do you feel like a misunderstood weirdo with obscure interests? Well, have no fear, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and become part of a community of fellow misfits and oddballs who embrace their inner weirdness. We welcome all players, no matter how strange or quirky you may be. In fact, the weirder, the better!

    On our server, you can build your own wacky creations, like a giant toilet-shaped house or a roller coaster made entirely out of cheese. Let your imagination run wild and show off your unique style to the world.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events and competitions, like a dance-off with creepers or a scavenger hunt for rare items. Plus, our admin team is made up of trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their hilarious antics.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may just become the next big thing in the Minecraft world, despite (or maybe because of) your bizarre interests.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists

    ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4191
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwitCraftAlive!

    TwitCraftAlive!
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7780
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 165 Dimension Hops: 14

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    Are you tired of scrolling through Twitter and seeing the same old drama and hot takes? Well, it’s time to log off and join our Minecraft server for some real entertainment! Our server is so lit, even Twitter is jealous.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back again.

    So why waste your time on Twitter when you could be building epic castles, exploring hidden dungeons, and hanging out with the coolest players this side of the End Portal? Join us now and see why Twitter is so last season!

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