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BlockyAEW Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	633450	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground society of llama warriors. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself (Disclaimer: time control not guaranteed, but hey, it’s worth a shot!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky antics you’ll get up to next!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6973	Magic Items Found:	6480
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3358	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1693
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

NudeCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations with clothed girls

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL? Look no further than our server, where you can find clothed girls you have nudes of! Join us for a wild adventure where you can trade your rare items for scandalous pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect all the nudes and show off your loot to your friends. Trust us, this server is so lit, even Herobrine is blushing!

Crafty McCraftFace: ‘Now Hear Me Out’ – where creepers fear to tread and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	114809
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a world where we play musical chairs with entire countries! Join us as we shuffle Israel and Taiwan around like a game of geopolitical hot potato. Who knew that all it took to avoid World War III was a little Minecraft magic? Join us now and be a part of the craziest server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

YiikersCraft: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have a YIIKER on our server! That’s right, a YIIKER! Imagine riding around on a giant YIIKER, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Pixels: Where Digits and Iran Team Up to Serve Justice with Liberty!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Digits and Iran is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of fun.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of brave Minecraft players stumbled upon Digits and Iran and were immediately transported to a world where justice reigned supreme. They fought against evil mobs, conquered treacherous dungeons, and even tamed dragons! And all the while, they were guided by the wise and powerful Digits and Iran, who always ensured that justice was served.

So, if you want to be a part of an epic quest for justice, join Digits and Iran today! Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even battling evil with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9951	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

Minecraft Mochi Madness: ‘Ichigo Mashimaro’ Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Picture this: Chi-chan is the admin, guiding you through the world with her adorable charm. But watch out for the other characters, they may challenge you to epic battles or help you build the most kawaii structures you’ve ever seen. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Procrastinators: YouTube Twitch Streamers Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your blocky world? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for the UFC Edition of Minecraft, where you can battle it out with other players in epic cage matches! Take on Steve in a one-on-one brawl or team up with your friends to take down a horde of Creepers in the octagon.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Ender Dragon Rumble, where players must fight the mighty dragon using only their fists! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Lava Hot Potato” mini-game, where you pass a hot potato filled with explosive power to your opponents before it blows up in their face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before! Who knew punching blocks could be so much fun?

Atheist Aesthetics Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a mix of Hogwarts and Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by majestic cathedrals, towering minarets, and a giant statue of a Minecraft Steve doing a backflip. Our writers are like Shakespeare on steroids, crafting epic quests and storylines that will make your jaw drop.

And don’t even get me started on our love for athleticism. Our players are like Olympic athletes, sprinting through obstacle courses and parkour challenges that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Plus, our contribution to the sciences is unmatched – we’ve even built a working rocket ship to explore the Minecraft galaxy.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane, over-the-top Minecraft server? Come for the aesthetics, stay for the chaos.