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CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Void Gems Collected:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Zombie Dances:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.