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AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	8457
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Potions Brewed:	84	Mines Excavated:	1501
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3755	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7089
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!