dickhole – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
campus safety, campus security, college dorm safety, college life, dorm, dorm safety, dormitory living, dormitory safety, dormitory security, goon, Minecraft, personal safety, safety in college, safety in student housing, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety tips, Situation, smp, staying safe in dorms, staying safe on campus, student accommodation, student housing, student safety, student security
Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

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PreggoPals Minecraft Server
advice, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother, Burnout, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, Frustration, Help, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, newborn, Niece, parenting, Party, play date, PreggoPals, Pregnant, Resentment, Server, SIL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.
With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.
And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.
Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

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RelativesRageCraft
Assertiveness, Boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family visitation, hospital etiquette, noise control, patient care, patient comfort, patient needs, RelativesRageCraft, Respect, setting boundaries
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

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BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management
so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

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Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
Bangladeshi children, calorically dense, child health, clinical trial, commonly used supplement, dietary intervention, food supplement, Fun, growth improvement, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Magic, malaria, Microbiome, microbiome-based therapies, microbiota, moderate acute malaria, nutrition, public health, Recovery, severe acute malaria
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!
Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!
So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

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💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, Clans, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Donations, Economy, Enchanting totems, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Master keys, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Unique TNT, WIPE TODAY
DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.
But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.
Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.
List of unique mechanics:
✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅
? Enchanting totems with attributes.
? Unique TNT.
? Custom enchantments.
? Private blocks.
? Many different events.
? Buyer.
? Auction.
? Battle Pass.
? Master keys with resources.
? Auto-Mine
In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!
IP: mc.deadtime.site
Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime
Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite
deadtime.site

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Robo Brain Minecraft Server
Artificial Intelligence, battle robot, Brain, brain placement, chest, Combat Robots, Engineering, Futuristic technology, head, ideal position, innovation, machine learning, mechanical design, military technology, Minecraft, NECK, Robo, robot development, robotic warfare, robotics, robotics engineering, Server, strategic positioning, Technology, WARFARE
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

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””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””
digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server
college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!
Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.
But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!
Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.
Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?
Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

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