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ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

calming aroma, childhood memories, Comforting Memories, comforting smell, cozy atmosphere, emotional connection, familiar comfort, familiar scent, favorite scent, happy place, home, inviting scent, Nostalgia, peaceful aroma, pleasant aroma, Relaxation, SmellCraftComforts, soothing fragrance, stress relief, sweet fragrance, warm embrace

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Potions Brewed:	81
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3820
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

addictive substances, AddictivePasteCraft, dental addiction, dental care, dental habits, dental health, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental products, dental routine, oral care, oral health, oral health habits, oral hygiene, oral hygiene habits, oral products, tooth brushing, tooth care, tooth health, Toothpaste, toothpaste addiction

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

Antitumor, Apoptosis., Boosted, Boosts, Cancer, Cell Death, Cell Proliferation, cells, death, Gene therapy, immune response, immunity, immunotherapy, Induces, INT-1B3, MicroRNA, mimic, MimicCraft, miR-193a-3p, oncology, T Cell, Therapeutics, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	581657	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

+18, 2.10.2, AGES, Avalon Forge, Avalon Forge server, Bone, Cheating, Claiming, Community, CREEPERS, Drama-free, Friendly, Griefing, lag prevention, Mature, Mature Community, misunderstood, Modded, modded server, necropolis, non-stackable items, one week uptime, Pick, PvE, Respect, rules, Skeletons, storage systems

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

Cliche, Communication, emphasis, Expression, idiom, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, phrase, redundancy, Repeated, Repetition, Saying, Server, Speech, Talk, three times, well, WellCrafted, Words

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
New Chunks Explored:	851357	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

40 years, animation, art direction, brought back, Completely, Disney, Good, HOLY SHIT, Japan, Just watched, JustWatchedThisCraft, looks so good, Minecraft, Mogs, Renaissance, smp, stagnated, Watched

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8617	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

BroCourt Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroCourt, brother, cease and desist, consent, Court, court case, defamation, Family issues, Harassment, internet, invasion of privacy, Lawyer, legal action, legal consequences, legal recourse, Minecraft, online harassment, personal rights, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social media

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of your brother invading your personal space and posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can take unwanted pictures of you! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any pesky siblings ruining the experience.

With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without worrying about your brother’s prying eyes. And if he dares to try and sneak into your virtual world, we have a team of virtual lawyers ready to take him to virtual court!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pictures and hello to endless fun and adventure! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting posted online is your amazing builds, not embarrassing photos of you.