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WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!
We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

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New Server IP
FreeRentMC Server
Bridges, city, Classes, clingy landlord, confusion, dick, Driving, driving classes, free, FreeRentMC, funny, hentais, LANDLORD, offers, Organs, overpopulated, overpopulated city, rejection, Server, small town, TOWN
Are you tired of clingy landlords trying to offer you “driving classes” as a way to get closer to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from creepy landlords and their ulterior motives!
Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!
So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.

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New Server IP
HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP
anxious, ass, Bipolar, Black, chemistry, dick, dom, girl, god forsaken place, hello kitty, Help, HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP, kink, Life, Management, MONEY, Niches, onlyfans, Pimping, price, pussy, Requests, rough sex, spit drinking, sub, Subscribers, tits, touched grass, White
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!
Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).
We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!
So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP
Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags
Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!
#WeightLoss, body image, boosting confidence, Crafting, dick, DickPumpSMP, Edition, enhancing masculinity, Enlarge, enlargement, exercise routine, healthy lifestyle, long term results, male enhancement, Minecraft, natural methods, penis enlargement, personal growth, physical appearance, PUMPS, self improvement, self-esteem boost, sexual performance, size increase, smp, SOLUTIONS, vacuum pump
Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

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SisSucksMCServer
awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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PumpCraft Minecraft Server
dick, enhancing sexual performance, enhancing size, Enlarge, enlargement devices, enlargement techniques, erectile dysfunction, male enhancement, male enhancement products, Minecraft, natural enlargement, penile enlargement, penis enlargement, penis pumps, pump devices, pump enlargement, pump therapy, PumpCraft, PUMPS, Server, sexual health, size increase, vacuum pumps
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and just want to mine for a bigger… pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our magical pumps will not only enlarge your tools, but also your… inventory space! Join now and watch as your blocky character becomes the envy of all the other players. Who needs enchanted armor when you have a massive… pickaxe, right? So come on, join us and pump up your Minecraft experience in more ways than one!

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New Server IP
TrainRageDisabled
anger, brother, Cane, dick, disabled, ENTITLEMENT, injury, Lesson, Limp, old lady, Pain, Playground, Seat, standing, surgery, Train, Training, TrainRageDisabled, weight, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.
Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?
So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

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TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server
#youtube, clarification, commentary, confusion, controversy, dick, explicit, fucking, inappropriate, Interpretation, interview, Jim Cornette, little., Minecraft, offensive, Podcast, Server, Suck, teeny, TinyDickCraft, Video, White, wrestling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

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New Server IP
Dickless Divas Minecraft Server
body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

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New Server IP
Crafty McSticky Mods – Where the Mods are Always Sticky!
3 million viewer woman, ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, AEW wrestlers, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, Crafty, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hates aOSU, hilarious, hot, Humble, innocent, IYO SKY, KIND, locker-room leader, loving, main attraction, McSticky, Mods, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, sticky, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Taylor Swift, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, Tremendous News, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s Champion
Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about the legendary Iyo Sky(33)! This server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and friendly. It’s like Taylor Swift, but better in every possible way. Iyo Sky(33) is so supreme, it’s like an emoji come to life. And let me tell you, the players on this server are not just talented, they’re thighGODDESSES!
But that’s not all, this server is filled with adorable cat enthusiasts who are disciplined athletes and geniuses at the same time. And did I mention they have great butts? Oh yes, this server is a mix of hilarious, courageous, and shiny players who are absolutely fearless! They will risk it all for the Iyomaniacs and are soon to be WWE Women’s Champions.
So come join this server and be a part of the most amazing, stupendous, and terrific community out there. Trust me, it’s based, brilliant, and absolutely saucy! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly incredible. Join now and become a part of the Iyo Sky(33) legend!

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New Server IP
Mythos MC
Cross-Play, Towny
Welcome to MythosMC! This is a towny server with a wonderfull community and fun plugins! We hope to see you in our server soon!
178.33.46.185:25600

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New Server IP
Enter the Dungeon
Anarchy, Bosses, custom ores, dnd, Dungeons, Enter the Dungeon, Factions, Minecraft, mmo, ONLINE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival
Enter the dungeon in the best minecraft mmo server ever with custom ores and dungeons. The server is always online and There is always stuff to do! Bosses have been added.
172.93.101.176:25589

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New Server IP
Crafty DALL-E 3: Creeper Edition
ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com, computer vision, Crafty, Create, creativity, creeper, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, Edition, future technology, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Technology, visual art
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, and our Nether is basically a hot tub party with the Ghasts as the DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, which lets you mine entire mountains in one swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

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CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!
Adrenaline Rush, athletic prowess, Balls, Basketball, blocks, competitive spirit, CraftyBlockz, Fast-paced, favorite sport, football, Game, goal-scoring, high intensity, hockey fan, ice hockey, ice sports, intense competition, lifelong passion, lots of goals, madness, March, meets, Minecraft, Physical, Sports Entertainment, sports fanatic, Sportsmanship, team sports, Ultimate
If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

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New Server IP
MineLachs
administrators, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, floating world, Freebuild, MCMMO, minecraft server, Minelachs, Moderators, OneBlock, residential districts, Resources, Skyblock, Skyscrapers, Survival, Updates
Welcome to Minelachs.net! Dive into our Minecraft world and discover a variety of exciting game modes, including our main focus on Citybuild and Freebuild! Citybuild: Build your own city and transform it into a thriving center of creativity and community. From impressive skyscrapers to picturesque residential districts – there are no limits to your imagination! Work together with other players, trade resources and create a city that everyone will admire. Freebuild: If you want to unleash your creativity without restrictions, our Freebuild mode is perfect for you! Build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about limitations or resource acquisition. Here you can create your own masterpiece, be it a majestic castle, a huge labyrinth or an elaborate park. Skyblock: Enter a floating world full of challenges and opportunities! Start on a small island and expand it into a thriving empire with limited resources. Challenge yourself, discover new techniques and expand your island to become one of the greatest in the Skyblock world. Oneblock:A unique adventure awaits you in Oneblock mode! Start on a single block and overcome a series of challenges as your world continually evolves. Unlock new areas, discover rare treasures, and watch your humble block become a thriving paradise. Caveblock:Dive deep into the underworld and explore the mysterious caves of Caveblock mode! Overcome dangerous challenges, collect valuable resources and create your own underground colony. Prove your skills in dealing with the darkness and become the ruler of the caves. Why minelachs.net? A vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts ready to build and play together. Regular events and competitions to show off your skills and win great prizes. A dedicated team of moderators and administrators to ensure your gaming experience is smooth and entertaining. Constant development and updates to ensure our server is always up to date and offers new features. Join our server today and become part of a fantastic Minecraft community on minelachs.net!
Minelachs.net

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New Server IP
ChaoticLines
1.19, 1.20.4, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chaos, ChaoticLines, Community, creativity, Experience, Exploration, Fittest, freedom, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, rules, Server, Survival
Are you ready to experience true chaos and freedom in Minecraft? Join us on ChaoticLines where anything goes and the only rule is survival of the fittest!
chaoticlines.net
1.19 – 1.20.4+
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Da Cabre SMP: Where we roam free like wild goats, but without the TPA. Sorry, no hermits, just crafty folks!

achievement system, Anti-Griefing, Cabre, cracked players, Crafty, Diamond Economy, Discord link, discord server, Folks, free, Goats, hermits, java edition, Mature Community, Plugins, Request, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, suggestion, Tpa, voice chat, Wild

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

FAQ

Q: When will the server reset for 1.21?

A: The server will reset in July for 1.21. If you don’t like this, please avoid joining or join and wait for the reset. More information can be found in the Discord server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you will have to be in our Discord server and make a request. Add Jaylowa on Discord and they will send you the link to join.

Q: Can cracked players join the server?

A: This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

Valkycraft VS Hypixel

Abilities, Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom, Custom Mobs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, texture pack, TRADES, Unique Features

Hypixel	Valkycraft
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Custom survival experience
Several minigames available	Different biomes and custom mobs
Regular updates and events	Texture pack for improved gameplay
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Can experience lag due to high player count	Less variety in game modes

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel has a large player base and can hold thousands of players at a time. Valkycraft, on the other hand, has a smaller community and can hold a moderate number of players.

What type of gameplay does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a variety of minigames such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. Valkycraft is a custom survival server with different biomes, custom mobs, and unique gameplay mechanics like tradeos and skills.

Is there regular maintenance and updates on each server?

Both servers regularly provide updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

Which server has better performance?

Hypixel can experience lag at times due to its high player count, while Valkycraft may offer a smoother gaming experience with its smaller community.

Blocky Banter: This is ethnic LOLsing
Accountability, atrocities, banter, blocky, brutality, Conflict, discrimination, Disgusting, ethnic, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, GLOBAL RESPONSE, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, LOLsing, morally justify, Oppression, political ethics., putin, Putinists, russia, violence, War Crimes
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Putinist and conquer the virtual world with your ruthless tactics? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to flex your political muscles and show everyone who’s boss.
Join us and participate in epic battles where you can invade other players’ territories and establish your dominance. Build monuments in honor of your favorite world leaders and show off your patriotism in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers exclusive Putinist-themed skins and accessories to customize your character and stand out from the crowd. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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