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April 12, 2024

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Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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April 8, 2024

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

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ShortyCraft: Where we measure leadership by height!

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May 13, 2024

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing tall is the grass? Well, look no further because on our server, the height of your country’s leader determines your rank! That’s right, if your leader is taller than a giraffe on stilts, you’ll be ruling the server in no time! Join now for a chance to build your way to the top…literally!

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Charged Creeper [SMP] {Cross-Play} {McMMO} {Dungeons} {Mob Arenas} {Custom Loot} {Shops} {Chest & Inventory Sort} {Crates}

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May 13, 2024

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💎 Non-P2W store: Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.

💎 Voting Perks: Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.

💎 Economy: Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.

💎 Cross-play: Play with your friends on any platform!

💎 Professionalism: A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.

💎 No Whitelisting: That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!

💎 Safety: Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!

💎 Discord: A channel with tons of extra information for the community with regular updates!

WebsiteDiscord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Server IP mc.chargedcreeper.com

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Crafty Cornfields: Illinois Edition

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May 13, 2024

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky adventures! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in the land of Illinois, there was a group of Minecraft players who banded together to create the most legendary server ever seen. They built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, rode pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and even tamed a dragon to guard their precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic social events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and lava fountains. Or how about a beach bonfire where players can roast virtual marshmallows and tell ghost stories?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a rampage, look no further than Illinois wins/socials! Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

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Crafty Receipts: Where we show you the proof of our epic Minecraft skills!

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May 13, 2024

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re not afraid to show the receipts! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip that will keep you on the edge of your block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride that will have you saying “I can’t believe they showed the receipts!”

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WienerCraft

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May 13, 2024

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and the pig had sunglasses on. They challenged the player to a dance-off and let’s just say things got pretty funky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a cow that produces diamonds instead of milk. Imagine the bling bling you could have with that!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party in the Nether where the zombie pigmen break out their best dance moves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Koker-Koler-Ausgabe and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and whimsical world.

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SoullessCraft: Where Games Have More Soul!

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May 13, 2024

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and lighting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve combined the power of Unreal Engine, TAA, and the complete removal of baked in lighting to create a truly mind-blowing visual experience. Say goodbye to pixelated blocks and hello to stunningly realistic landscapes that will make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical realm where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from a talking cow who gives out valuable loot to a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most visually stunning Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend with blocks and hope their virtual pets don’t starve to death

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May 13, 2024

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP mc.kidlesscraft.com

Server Website kidlesscraft.com

Server Location Central US

Game Play Type SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty (Main World)

Version 1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC

Core Server Rules:
- Be Respectful
- Be Ethical
- Use Common Sense
Features List:
- Multiverse with different worlds
- Various plugins for enhanced gameplay
- Datapacks for additional features and enhancements
Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?

To get started, go to our discord channel discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format for easy whitelist process.

Is Bedrock edition supported on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join us using GeyserMC plugin.

What are the main server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, be ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

What are the different worlds available on the server?

We have multiverse worlds for Creative mode, Adventure mode, Space builds, Pixel art builds, Minigame builds/game nights, and Resource world.

What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses a variety of plugins including EssentialsX, McMMO, GriefPrevention, Vault, and many more for enhanced gameplay experience.

Are there any data packs used on the server?

Yes, we use datapacks like Armor Statues, Custom Villager Shops, Timber, XP Management, and more for additional features and enhancements.
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May 13, 2024

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your headaches and bring you endless cups of tea to lighten your spirit? Look no further! Our server is so lit that even a creeper would stop exploding just to join in on the fun. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. So come on over and let us show you why our server is the ultimate escape from the dark universe of boring gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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May 13, 2024

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

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Anon’s Block Party: Minecraft Madness!

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May 13, 2024

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Because our Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Seriously, where else can you find a server where the creepers do the Macarena and the pigs wear top hats? Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to the land of endless possibilities. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best moves. So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pickaxe enchanted).

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Server IP	mc.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty (Main World)
Version	1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Core Server Rules:

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?

Is Bedrock edition supported on the server?

What are the main server rules?

What are the different worlds available on the server?

What plugins are used on the server?

Are there any data packs used on the server?