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OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	2035	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

acceptance, Access, Behavior, children, Community, concerns, controversy, culture, education, Fans, Furries, Furrycraft, Grooming, Identity, influence, internet, PJW, pjw video, Promotion, SCHOOLs, social media, trend, unite, zoomers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	6463
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

Africa, Americas, Atlantis, Black, black people, blocks, brown race, Carpathian basin, Craft, Edgar Cayce, Evolution, evolves, human species, Humanity, Lemuria, Mauritania, middle eastern, native americans, people, Race, red race, Richat Structure, seeding, Tibet, white race, yellow race

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ores Mined:	6173
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	162	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Love Letters Sent:	17
New Chunks Explored:	165068	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Villages Defended:	8
Farms Harvested:	710	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3783	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.