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Fork That Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some sick beats.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and prepare to battle it out with your friends in epic jousting matches. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers (because who doesn’t need more feathers, am I right?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a top-secret quest where you can hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon and challenge it to a game of chess. Rumor has it that the dragon is a grandmaster at chess and has never been defeated. Will you be the one to finally take down the mighty beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. I would fork that, heheheh.

Me Not Him Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, bitterness, comparison, Disappointment, envy, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, regret, Resentment, Sadness, self reflection, self worth, self-blame, self-doubt, self-pity, Server, unfairness, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	286	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of being second best in everything you do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the star of the show! Join us and show off your skills in building, PvP, and more. We promise you’ll never have to say “That should’ve been me and not him!!!” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to give out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Leetle Boy 2000 Minecraft SMP

“Youth, 2000, Boy, Childhood, Coming of Age, confusion, growth, Identity, identity crisis, introspection, Leetle, Leetle Boy 2000, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Questioning, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, tags, why

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why are you Leetle Boy 2000? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding beds). Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	919756
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAV.MCMCMC.NET

Alien Invader’s Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Alien, alien invader, Anime, baka kid, ben 10, ben tennyson, cartoon, Extraterrestrial, friendship, friendship goals, Hero, Invaders, lum, Lum-chan, Minecraft, Powers, Protagonist, Sci Fi, Server, Superpowers, transformation, Waist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7736
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: an alien invader lands on Earth and decides to stick herself to the waist of a baka kid. And just like that, she gains superpowers and becomes Ben 10’s new best friend, Lum-chan! Join our server for a chance to team up with Lum-chan and battle aliens, explore new dimensions, and maybe even save the world. Who needs ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Flg – F-List General Minecraft SMP #7015

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, Mischief, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aids, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mini-me versions of ourselves, causing chaos and mischief at every turn. Imagine the hilarity of your character teaming up with their pint-sized doppelganger to take on the creepers and zombies of the world. It’s a roleplaying experience like no other, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your freak flag fly. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of roleplaying madness!

Umbra Network

#exciting, 1.21, Adventure, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Professions, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Umbra Network, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to Umbra Network!

A new server that has a Survival 1.21 mode in which you can find professions, skills, a variety of concoctions available to make, enchantments and more!!!

We hope to see you soon!

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SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

American Flag, arabic, australian flag, austrian flag, British flag, Canadian flag, Chinese, finnish flag, french flag, German flag, Hindi, japanese flag, Korean, Minecraft, russian flag, Serbo-Croatian, Server, somali, Spanish, SpeakCraft, Swedish, Swedish flag, Turkic, turkish, Urdu

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way!

Rich Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

Coremine

LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

CoreSteal SMP is more than just a Minecraft server. It’s an immersive experience that blends strategy, survival, and creativity. From lifesteal mechanics to custom ranks and gear, every detail is built to give players a fresh twist on classic Minecraft gameplay. Here, every encounter, alliance, and battle counts – challenging you to grow, adapt, and explore in ways you’ve never experienced!

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