🔥dick rating Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

WholesomeCraft SMP

Community, compassion, Connection, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, well-being, Wholesome, WholesomeCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wholesome that the creepers have been replaced with fluffy bunnies that give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us and experience the joy of planting flowers with skeletons, having tea parties with zombies, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wholesomeness consume you!

BlockLifeTips

advice, BlockLifeTips, Experience, fulfillment, Gratitude, guidance, Happiness, inspiration, lessons, Life, Living, Mentorship, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6480
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	5724
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” or “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly wild advice!

Join our server and you’ll receive life-changing tips like “ride a pig off a cliff for good luck” or “only eat golden apples for ultimate power”. Our players have reported feeling more adventurous, more daring, and definitely more confused after following our advice.

So if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally, if you follow our pig-riding advice), then come join us on our server for a truly insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RuskiCraft: Long-Term Showdown

Alliance, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Helsinki Commission, international relations, Kremlin, long-term confrontation, Longterm, military buildup, nato, political analysis, RuskiCraft, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, showdown, strategic planning, U.S

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, be a spy and stuff? well this server is like, the perfect place for u to practice ur spy skills cuz we have this super cool spy vs spy mini game where u can like, sneak around and stuff and try to outsmart the other players. it’s like, so intense and u gotta be on ur toes all the time, just like real spies do.

but that’s not all, we also have this crazy survival mode where u gotta like, fend off zombies and stuff and build ur own base to protect urself. it’s like, so thrilling and u never know what’s gonna happen next. u gotta be like, super strategic and think fast or u’ll end up as zombie food.

and if that’s not enough, we also have this epic treasure hunt where u gotta like, follow clues and solve puzzles to find hidden treasure. it’s like, so mysterious and u never know what u might discover. maybe u’ll find a secret passage or a hidden room full of diamonds. u gotta like, keep ur eyes peeled and ur wits sharp if u wanna be the one to find the treasure first.

so come join us on this server and like, unleash ur inner spy and adventurer. it’s gonna be like, the most fun u’ve ever had in Minecraft, trust me.

Laser Brain Bandit Server

bandit, Brain, brain blood flow, brain health, breath holding, diagnostic tool, health technology, healthcare advancement, laser, Laser headband, laser-based, medical innovation, Medical research, Monitoring, non-invasive, non-invasively, patient, real-time, researchers, Server, stroke prevention, stroke risk, Volume, wearable device

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

What are Minecraft servers like SkyBlade ?

Bedwars, build battle, Colour Shuffle, Creative, Discord, Drop, Duels, Feedback, Free-Build Creative, instagram, Item Quest, Mini Games, Minigames, One in the chamber, Parkour, party games, Punch, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Spleef, Survival, The Bridge, TNT Run, turfwars, twitter

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Some Minecraft servers similar to SkyBlade include:

1. Hypixel: Known for its wide range of minigames and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar experience to SkyBlade with its diverse gameplay options and active player base.

2. Mineplex: Another popular Minecraft server with a variety of minigames, Mineplex features unique game modes like “Super Smash Mobs” and “Master Builders” that can appeal to fans of SkyBlade .

3. The Hive: With its focus on fun and accessible gameplay, The Hive provides a welcoming environment for players of all skill levels to enjoy minigames and socialize with others.

4. CubeCraft Games: This server offers a mix of classic minigames like SkyWars and EggWars, along with custom game modes and events to keep players entertained.

5. ManaCube: Featuring a mix of classic and custom minigames, ManaCube offers a vibrant community and regular updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Each of these servers offers a unique take on the Minecraft minigame experience, providing players with endless opportunities for fun and excitement. Whether you’re looking for competitive challenges or casual gameplay, you’re sure to find a server that suits your preferences and keeps you entertained for hours on end.

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Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

book industry, Book publishing, career in publishing, Crafty, cubicle, editorial work, Minecraft, publishing careers, publishing companies, publishing experience, publishing houses, Publishing industry, publishing industry culture, publishing industry dynamics, publishing industry insights, publishing jobs, publishing professionals, publishing work environment, publishing world, Server, working for publishers, working in publishing, Working in the industry

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old publishers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be working for the most outrageous publishers in the Minecraft world!

Imagine mining diamonds for a publisher who is actually a talking llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Or building epic structures for a publisher who is a wizard that can turn your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, working for these publishers is no walk in the park. You’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges like dodging exploding creepers while collecting rare resources, or racing against time to build a castle before a giant dragon swoops in to destroy it.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server and start working for the most eccentric publishers in Minecraft history!

Lord of The Rings SMP: No Lebanese Ever

adaptation, black people, Casting, Characters, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, FANTASY, Fiction, film industry, Inclusivity, lebanese, Lord, lord of the rings, middle earth, movies, racism, representation, Rings, smp, Social Issues, Tolkien

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of Lebanese people ruining your Lord of The Rings experience by putting black people where they don’t belong? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We guarantee zero Lebanese and only the most accurate representation of Middle Earth. Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky Lebanese!

BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex

baby, BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex, Communication, custody, ex wife, family, Gifts, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Siblings, SPENDING, stepdaughters, stepfamily, stepmom, Tension, Therapy, VALUES

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1928	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama and gift-giving galore!

On our server, you’ll witness the epic tale of a husband with two daughters from a previous marriage, a pregnant ex-wife, and a new wife who’s expecting her first child. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Join us as we navigate the tension between two households, therapy sessions for the kids, and the ultimate showdown of who can buy the most extravagant gifts for unborn babies. Will you be Team Ex-Wife or Team New Wife? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and insane family dynamics. It’s a virtual world you won’t want to miss!

DreamyHappyMC SMP

best dream, dream, dream achievement, dream come true, dream contentment, dream fulfillment, dream happiness, dream joy, dream manifestation, dream positivity, dream realization, dream satisfaction, dream success, DreamyHappyMC, Happiness, Happy Dream, happy moment, joyful dream, positive dream, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.