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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3965

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1207	Potions Brewed:	148
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Towns Built:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	160
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Towns Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Emeralds Found:	4307
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4396
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?