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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Awkward Last Words RP

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so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

ParentalForce Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyCookingWifeNoob

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Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

BlockyBossRequests

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Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

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lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius

Intentional Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to step foot on it! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “There’s no fuckin way this is real!” But oh, it is real, my friend. It is real. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.

Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!

So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Potions Brewed:	179

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	148	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	832	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	2247
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Emeralds Found:	1044	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	4733
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6

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