#dick joke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrunchCraft

bacon, bagels, Breakfast, brunch, BrunchCraft, CEREAL, coffee, eggs, family breakfast, Fruit, homemade breakfast, lazy morning, morning meal, Orange Juice, PANCAKES, pastries, Sunday routine, toast, typical Sunday morning, waffles, weekend breakfast, yogurt

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	212
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Animals Bred:	151
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can start your day with a virtual breakfast buffet fit for a blocky king! Picture this: a bacon block tower, pancake mountains, and a lava fountain of syrup. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig through a maze of floating islands, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a virtual pancake flipping contest. Who needs real life when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring breakfasts and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and start your day off right… in the most ridiculous way possible!

SmartCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, character arc, Character development, character flaws, character motivation, character relationships, character strengths, character traits, complex characters, creativity, critical thinking, dialogue, intelligence, Minecraft, Plot development, problem solving, Protagonist, Server, smart characters, SmartCraft, storytelling, writing process, writing tips

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a block of dirt? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players with the highest IQ levels! Our server is so smart, even the creepers have a PhD in explosive engineering.

Join us if you want to engage in intellectual debates about the best mining techniques or discuss the philosophical implications of building a house out of diamond blocks. Our community is so brainy, we once solved a redstone puzzle using only our minds (and a little bit of luck).

So come on down to our server and show off your big brain energy. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT trap set by our resident mad scientist).

Join us now and become a part of the smartest Minecraft community in the world!

Blood & Thunder Minecraft Server

Adventure, Band, Blood, blood and thunder, CREW, frens, hearties, jolly roger, Loot, Mateys, Minecraft, pillage, Pirates, plunder, plundering, sailing, sea shanty, SEAS, Server, Ship, Swashbuckling, thunder, Treasure, yo ho ho

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Ahoy mateys! Come join our Minecraft server where we sail the high seas, plundering and pillaging like true pirates! We’ve got a merry band of Frens who will split their lungs with blood and thunder just to make sure you have a good time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids who will trade you diamonds for fish! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride on a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, me hearties! Yo ho ho and a bottle of…uh, potion of invisibility!

Ex Outfit Drama Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, blended families, child’s birthday, co parenting, Communication, CoParenting, custody arrangements, daughter’s birthday, Drama, ex, ex-partner, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, matching outfits, Minecraft, Motherhood, Outfit, parental responsibilities, parenting, relationships, Server, social expectations

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex showed up to our daughter’s birthday party wearing the same outfit as me and our son.

Picture this: you log in to the server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual party where everyone is wearing matching outfits except for one angry player who feels left out. Will you be the peacemaker who calms the virtual storm, or will you stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret subliminal messages hidden in every block, waiting for you to uncover their true meaning. Can you decode the cryptic messages scattered throughout the virtual world?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where even the simplest outfit choice can lead to a virtual showdown of epic proportions. Who knew building blocks could be so dramatic?

Dad’sMistressMinecraftMadness

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, bullying, child, Communication, Confrontation, DadsMistressMinecraftMadness, Disrespect, Divorce, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, favorite child, guilt trip, Manipulation, parental conflict, pregnancy reveal, reconciliation, Siblings, stepmother

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8703
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Imagine a world where your dad has an affair with your mom’s best friend Cheryl. Now imagine Cheryl trying to manipulate you into loving her so your siblings won’t hate her. Crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better.

You’ll have the chance to roleplay as the baby of the family, the “favorite” who gets caught in the middle of a messy divorce. Will you choose to stay with mom or dad? Will you make life hell for Cheryl and your dad? The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where you can refuse to be part of a pregnancy reveal and ignore texts from your dad. Plus, you’ll have the opportunity to confront Cheryl at the mall and tell her off in front of everyone. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCupid’sLoveLand

Boundaries, communication skills, CraftyCupidsLoveLand, dating advice, emotional intelligence, growth, healthy relationships, Honesty, love, Maturity, navigating emotions, peer pressure, personal development, Respect, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, social norms, teenage relationships, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can date in Minecraft! That’s right, find your pixelated soulmate and build a love shack together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes?

Join our server for a chance to meet your virtual crush and go on romantic adventures together. Need a pick-up line to impress that special someone? How about, “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world.” Smooth, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally drink it yourself! Trust us, you don’t want to end up in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft dating server today and let the love (and the lava) flow! Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after.

CraftyCamaroonQueen

Brenda Biya, Cameroon president’s daughter, CraftyCamaroonQueen, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ progress, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Same sex relationship

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	292
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lol imagine a server where Brenda Biya’s same-sex relationship drama is the main plot line. like, you gotta help her navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with her love life. join this server for the ultimate drama and gossip, plus we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for extra fun. come join the chaos and see if you can help Brenda find true love in the pixelated world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious drama!

HomoCraft: Love is Love

acceptance, Bisexual, Diversity, Gay, Gender Identity, HomoCraft, homophiliac, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love, love is love, Nonbinary, pride, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!

if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!

oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!

ZzzCraft: Slightly Bland NON-P2W Factions

Abilities, bedrock, bland, border, Community, Currency, Discord, Environment, faction-based, Factions, gameplay, Minecraft, Nonp2w, Server, slightly, strategy, teamwork, Trade, Vanilla, ZzzCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594
Server Trailer	Watch Here

Server Features

True Vanilla+ Factions
TNT Disabled
World Border
Ability Items
No Currency

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/QFQDu5rdWu

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.20.6
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience
Are there any special gameplay features?	Yes, there are unique twists such as Ability Items and a World Border

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPanic, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Animals Bred:	109
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened after this picture was taken! Rumor has it that the player who built that giant chicken statue accidentally brought it to life and now it’s terrorizing the entire server. Will you be able to stop the clucking chaos and save the day? Or will you be too busy trying to ride the giant chicken like a majestic steed? Join now and embark on the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life!