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Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Love Letters Sent:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	4026

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	2557	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	5950
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	823038	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Villages Defended:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9006
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	6419
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!