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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4622 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1146 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!