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SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

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Are you tired of being forever alone in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful castle together with your new Minecraft bae?

Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. From epic PvP battles to romantic sunset walks through pixelated forests, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Love is just a /tp away!

BioMamaNoBrideMom

bio mother, BioMamaNoBrideMom, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, estranged relationship, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, forgiveness, mother of the bride, neglect, parental figures, personal boundaries, self-care, substance abuse, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!

SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

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Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

CraftyDisasterMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

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HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

LootCraft: L vs I Edition

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so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

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come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

New Liberty

1.8 pvp, base raiding, bugs, cannoning, Crates, creeper egg, Customization, Economy, exploits, Faction, Factions, glitches, Grinding, hackers, KitPvP, Mini Games, Player Market, Player Protection, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Spawners, Survival Games, Updates

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Welcome to New Liberty. New Liberty is a server for the gamer that enjoys thrilling Base Raiding, Grinding to be the strongest player, Intense PVP, building up a strong Faction to protect all your gear, the possibilities are endless! This server brings back OG 1.8 PVP and 1.8 Cannoning from the dead. We wanted to bring back the old feel of minecraft. We keep a well balanced economy to keep the server in full swing. Their are lots of cool features added such as creeper egg raiding, change spawners with eggs, player market, crates and much more! The server has just been released and will be undergoing updates and customizations. We are not perfect, we appreciate any reports of glitches / exploits /problems you may incur on your journey with us. You will be rewarded for reporting a bug or something along those lines if found to be a true bug. No rewards for reporting hackers or anything like that but hey! We sure appreciate it.

Server just opened appreciate everyone that joins!

play.newliberty.us

Glueeeed.pl

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Glueeeed.pl is a great server with refined modes. Nice atmosphere and interesting modes planned in the future. We are starting soon!!!

Glueeeed.pl

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crops Grown:	6472	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	8878
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

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SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

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New Liberty

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Glueeeed.pl

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Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6337	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4108
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1