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Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1996	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1405
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dimension Hops:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Air Force, aita, borrowed car, break up, BroSisCraft, brothers girlfriend, Contribute, ex boyfriend, guests, hunting down, Involved, kicking out, Lease, living together, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ONLINE, Passive, pay rent, Server, shared interests, threatening

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

NormCraft: Back in the Day

Accountability, collective responsibility, critical thinking, cultural acceptance, cultural practices, cultural relativism, Day, ethical boundaries, historical context, Historical revisionism, justification, moral compass, moral justifications, moral relativism, normalization of harm, NormCraft, social constructs, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal standards, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7351
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!