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PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3660
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	1125	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

anarchy server, build projects, Community, Discord, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Job, Join, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Prosperous, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Strictly

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	327
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	233	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5135
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Items Found:	8417
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9220
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6419
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

air traffic control, Airport, airport disruption, airport operations, airport safety, airspace violation, aviation security, Chaos, disrupts flights, drone attack, drone incident, drone incident investigation, drone regulations, drone technology, drone threat, emergency response, Flight Cancellations, flight delays, Moscow news, Moscow Oblast, MoscowCraft, three airports, travel disruption

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ores Mined:	3397
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!