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MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	151

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Star Shards Collected:	92
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	601	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	3107
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Emeralds Found:	346
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

oyna.craftlies.net.tr

GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	1300
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!