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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3825 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
