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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8289 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
