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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9228 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Animals Bred: | 112 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
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Legend has it that once, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led to a dimension filled with talking chickens who only spoke in puns. Another player claimed to have found a hidden treasure chest that was guarded by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on tiny unicorns.
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