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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7754 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 163 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6985 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
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