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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7306 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.