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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1854
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8648

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	113

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5460
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	439857
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3394	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	9222	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!