Di Maria Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> Is not present at the funeral of Juan… Minecraft SMP

absence.., ceremony, Conspiracy, controversy, Di Maria, Disrespect, football, Funeral, homage, Juan, Juan Izquierdo, last match, Minecraft, player, PRESENCE, PRESENT, scandal, smp, Soccer, Suárez, Tribute, Trophy, UCL draw ceremony

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy plot twist like being whisked away to the UCL draw ceremony instead of attending a funeral (sorry Juan Izquierdo, but priorities, am I right?). Or how about giving Di Maria a trophy at his homage last night because why not?

And don’t worry about missing out on important events like Suarez’s last match because who needs that when you can be part of our wacky adventures instead? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3530
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	820	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!

BingeCraft: Netflix Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Netflix, Netflix binge watching TV shows Streaming Entertainment Recommendations Series Television Drama Comedy Thriller Mystery Sci-fi Fantasy Action Romance Suspense Adventure Crime Reality TV Documentaries

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	8019	Star Shards Collected:	99
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9438	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!

EvacuateCraft Minecraft Server

city, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, EvacuateCraft, evacuation, Gains, Government, Humanitarian Aid, International, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Refugees, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of war-torn ukraine by building ur own virtual city! we got creeper explosions that are way more intense than russian advances, and u can team up with ur friends to take down the evil ender dragon just like ukraine is fighting against russia! plus, our admins are like ukrainian soldiers, always ready to protect u from griefers and hackers. so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PardonTheFarmers420

agriculture, Cannabis, cannabis industry, criminal justice reform, drug policy, economic development, Economy, Farmers, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, King, Legal amnesty, legalization, morocco, North Africa, Pardons, PardonTheFarmers420, Royal pardon, rural communities, Small-scale farmers, social justice

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where Morocco’s King has pardoned over 4,800 cannabis farmers and now they’re all building epic weed farms in Minecraft!

Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!

QuadVisionCraft

Ability, Clarity, Distance, distant, excepțional, eXtraordinary, EyeSight, far-reaching, Incredible, long distance, long tail vision, Perception, Powerful, quadrillion miles, QuadVisionCraft, remarkable, Sight, Superhuman, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, vision

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	9223
Secret Passages Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	5735	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly, you can see like, everything. your vision is so OP that you can spot a block from, like, a quadrillion miles away. you can see those sneaky creepers trying to ruin your day before they even know what hit them. join this server and become the ultimate spy, the ultimate sniper, the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER. ain’t no block gonna hide from you, no sir. come join us and see the world in a whole new way. it’s like playing on peaceful mode, but without all the boring stuff. come see for yourself, if you dare.

TurtleTrek: RainyDay Hatchlings

carapace length, carapace width, Development, environmental effects, environmental impact, green turtles, hatchling development, hatchling mass, Hatchlings, loggerhead turtles, Marine Biology, nesting season, positive correlation, precipitation impact, rainyday, regional environmental variables, turtle conservation, turtle ecology, turtle hatchlings, turtle nesting, turtle research, TurtleTrek, wildlife biology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we study da impact of rain on turtle babies! We found out dat if da rain be fallin’ hard, da baby turtles be gettin’ swole AF! Like, dey be comin’ out da egg lookin’ like lil bodybuilders, flexin’ dey lil flippers and stuff. And if da rain be light, dey be comin’ out lookin’ like lil string beans, all skinny and weak. So come join us and help us figure out how to make dem turtles JACKED UP! It’s a scientific journey like no other, bro! #TurtleGains #RainyDayMuscles 🐢💪🌧️