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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 784 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who roams the land on a giant bacon throne. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (one of which must involve building a giant statue of him made entirely out of pork chops).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and leave all your worries at the door. Just be sure to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and replace them with giant statues of Steve riding a llama. Trust us, it’s a sight to see!
