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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6495 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9694 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 209 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!