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SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchantments Applied:	277	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

StepsonOutMinecraftServer

aita, brother, CAR, Cats, Communication, Condo, decision, Disrespect, estranged, family, ghosting, Houston, Job, Petty, Pregnant, rental, sisters, stepdad, stepson, StepsonOutMinecraftServer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Votes:	3794
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

MomlessCraft

acceptance, best friends, Boundaries, child care, Complications, Delusional, Friends, gay father, Grief, Harassment, LGBTQ, Loss, MomlessCraft, new mom, parenting, platonic relationship, rejection, single father, social media, Support

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

SongSMP: ListenOnce

classic songs, emotional songs, Heartfelt ballads, iconic tracks, Inspirational songs, Life-changing music, ListenOnce, Melancholic Melodies, memorable tunes, Moving compositions, Music, musical inspiration, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, Powerful lyrics, Song of a lifetime., Song recommendation, SongSMP, Soul-stirring melodies, Soulful Music, timeless music, Unforgettable songs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBabesOnly

advice, attraction, BlockyBabesOnly, Boundaries, Communication, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, feelings, Friend, Girlfriend, Honesty, hot, Jealousy, loyalty, opinion, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, tact, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward questions like these! Our server is so lit that you won’t even have time to think about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape reality with us!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

economic analysis, economic data, economic growth, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, fiscal policy, GDP growth, Government, government spending, inflation, inflation rate, Minecraft, monetary policy, Q2, russia, Russian economy, Server, slowdown, SovietCraft, state spending

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!

GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

airstrikes, civilian casualties, command room, Conflict, foreign policy, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, House, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, palestinian civilians, political tension, SCHOOLs, Sheltering, terror operatives, united states, violence, War, White, White House, Worried

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, even the white house is talkin bout it!!! they’re like “omg so concerned about civilian casualties” but like, who cares when u can play on this server??

so get this, there’s this crazy story goin round that the IDF blew up a command room in a school where palestinian civilians were hiding. like wtf?? but don’t worry, that’s just in the game, not real life. so come join us and have a blast blowin stuff up and building crazy stuff!!

seriously, this server is so epic, even the white house can’t stop talkin bout it. so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have some fun!! 🤣🤣🤣

FrickinCrafters

Blue, cartoon, Characters, Communication, comparison, Creatures, Cursing, FANTASY, fictional, FrickinCrafters, funny, humans, humor, Labels, Language, names, pop culture, smurfs, society, swearing, tv show

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9409
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis server!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

if u join now, u can ride on a dragon and battle a giant chicken boss for a chance to win a golden toilet seat!

so what u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! just remember, if u ain’t building, u ain’t living!

CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition

CrocCraft, Early Cretaceous epoch, Edition, Enalioetes, Enalioetes schroederi, metriorhynchid crocodylomorph, new genus, north-western Germany, Palaeontologists, species, Stadthagen Formation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP FAM! WE GOT A NEW MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OUR SERVER IS SO DOPE THAT EVEN PALAEONTOLOGISTS ARE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT!

WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥

🌟Misfit Craft🌟 where even the creepers have a midlife crisis.

adult-friendly, Alexs mobs, application-free, archaeology, Automation, common sense, Craft, Create, CREEPERS, Crisis, difficult caves, Discord link, end remastered, first time server, Food, graphics, inventory management, Midlife, Misfit, Modded, Modpack, Mowzie’s Mobs, quality of life, Server Update, Storage, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magic Items Found:	8603	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Minecraft Server

Overview:

🌟Misfit Craft🌟

Features:

🛠️ Create Mod Awesomeness

⚔️ Enhanced Difficulty

🎨 Stunning Graphics

🔧 Quality of Life Mods

Server Information:

World started: 01 AUG 2024

First Server Update: 11 AUG 2024

Discord Link:

https://discord.gg/ckP8jprJ

FAQ

Q: What is Misfit Craft?

A: Misfit Craft is a Minecraft server focusing on the Create mod and its addons, enhanced difficulty, stunning graphics, and quality of life mods for an immersive gameplay experience.

Q: When did the world start on the server?

A: The world started on 01 AUG 2024, with the first server update on 11 AUG 2024.

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: All players are welcome to join. The server owner prefers players to be 18+, but all are welcome as long as they bring common sense.

Q: Is this the server owner’s first time running a server?

A: Yes, this is the server owner’s first time running a server, so patience and understanding are appreciated.