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CraftyGirlz

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	8724	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1835	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5679
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ores Mined:	9022	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Animals Bred:	139
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.