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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8230 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
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