| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6955 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1698 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4717 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4225 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 7621 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 106 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of content creators known for their engaging videos on social media platforms. With a passion for travel, adventure, and positivity, they document their adventures around the world, inspiring others to embrace new experiences and live life to the fullest. Together, they bring a unique blend of humor, creativity, and authenticity to their content, earning them a dedicated following of fans and followers.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1605 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Join us and witness the epic battles, dramatic storylines, and jaw-dropping builds created by our diverse and talented players. Say goodbye to the bro-y world of ball games and call of duty, and say hello to a new era of gaming where women and LGBTQ+ gamers reign supreme.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the revolution. Who knows, you might even discover your inner warrior princess or fabulous queen along the way!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7138 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 165 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 493 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5755 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 637 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8248 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5462 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
