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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7564 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.