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Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

HomeFunCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6557	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	4763	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	571
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Crops Grown:	7823

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Animals Bred:	119
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

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Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

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HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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HomeFunCraft SMP

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BlockyTurnOns

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UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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You Did It Minecraft SMP

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MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	1787
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2