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SleepyCraft: No Wakey Wakey Hubby

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, consideration, Empathy, Hubby, husband, insomnia, marital conflict, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, morning routine, morning routine disruption, relationship, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, summer break, Teacher, Understanding, wakey

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of being woken up early in the morning by your loving husband who just wants to give you a kiss goodbye? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can sleep in as late as you want without any interruptions! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to a world where you can finally get the rest you deserve. Plus, no judgment here if you want to build a giant pillow fort to hide from your husband’s morning kisses!

Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Farms Harvested:	522	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	4778
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Crops Grown:	1543
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4235

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	6551
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	8550
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.