dev diaries valorant Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	4718

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	175	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4696	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Potions Brewed:	52	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	1839	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1764
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	198
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7607	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	945557	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.