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Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mines Excavated:	3819	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	145	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Buildings Constructed:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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