| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 108 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 68 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1599 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| ABOUT US | |
|---|---|
| The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! | |
| We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. | |
| HARDWARE & SETUP | |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. | |
| SERVER SPECS: | |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X | RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States | Platform: Fabric 1.21 |
| MODS & TWEAKS | |
| In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: | |
| DATAPACKS | |
| Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief | Double Shulker Shells |
| Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg | Mob Head Drops |
| Player Head Drops | Silence Mobs |
| Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition | |
| APPLICATION | |
| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: | |
| Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq | Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link | Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview | Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 127 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3896 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1651 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 488 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 454 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 395939 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8183 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2390 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3361 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2319 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
