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NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	364	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Votes:	1963
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mines Excavated:	3775
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	2014
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!