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Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6644	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Runes Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2561	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	8436
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

AUTHORITY, Awareness, Dictatorship, education, fascism, Harmony, Hierarchy, know, knowledge is power, MAYHEM, melodic, Melody, Minecraft, music education, music theory, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, Rhythm, social control, Solfege, Those who know, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6125	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1485
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8764
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!