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Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchantments Applied:	172	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6852	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8108
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.