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NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Star Shards Collected:	273	Potions Brewed:	114
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Home Salesmen Online

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	177
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9163
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Villages Defended:	12
Love Letters Sent:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Farms Harvested:	316
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8396
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mines Excavated:	2590	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?