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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ores Mined:	3417
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	5997	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	4856
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Animals Bred:	156
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	961820	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!