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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9831 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 48 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
