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Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

github, tranny, detach, right wing, Based

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

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Pixel Bliss Land

sensory overload, Thrilling, Bliss, Land, Sensual

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you that orgasmic feeling you crave? Look no further, because our server is here to satisfy all your blocky desires! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Who needs real-life orgasms when you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way through our insane world? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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HandKissCraft

authoritarianism, turkey, DISRESPECTFUL, Hand, child

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where the owner is as savage as Erdogan slapping a child for not kissing his hand during a ceremony in Rize? Well, look no further cuz this server is lit AF!

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest events ever seen in Minecraft history. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. And guess what? The owner will personally hand out diamonds to anyone who can survive a dance-off with a zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it and claim its epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your gaming life. Just remember to watch out for Erdogan’s hand-slapping skills, you never know when he might come for you next!

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AdBlockCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks

Quality, accessibility, blocks, OSes, convenience

come join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action. we got diamond blocks for days and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs.

why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. they became the ruler of the server and built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks. legends say they still roam the server, searching for more epic loot.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs high fidelity music when you can have pigs flying and creepers dancing? let’s get this party started!

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TalonCraft

Towny, Economy, Survival, PvE

Welcome to TalonCraft! Immerse yourself in a family-friendly survival towny community, where everything is built by our players. Enjoy a relaxed, player-driven economy perfect for those who appreciate a slower pace. As a new server, there’s much more to come, and we’re excited for you to be part of our growing community!

join.taloncraftmc.com:25576

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Vanilla Oneblock and Survival Economy

OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla, admin shop, Fun

Vanilla ONE BLOCK

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival Economy server, where adventure unfolds with every phase you conquer! Embark on an epic journey through 13 enjoyable crafted phases, each brimming with unique challenges and rewards or journey on to build friendships, awesome buildings, farms and EVEN MORE.

Fun : Begin with a single block, and watch your world expand with each phase you complete. From barren landscapes to bustling civilizations, every phase unveils a new dimension of possibilities. Adventure: Earn exclusive rewards like rare items and powerful enchantments as you advance through the phases. Each reward enhances your gameplay and sets you apart as a seasoned adventurer. Economy: Boost your inventory with an additional admin shop where you can make money through our bots on discord and recieve the money ingame. With silktouch spawners and admin shop, you can conquer almost anything Vanilla Oneblock and Survival IP: oneblock.secure.pebble.host Discord: discord.gg/TFGrgP6rsx (You can only join the ingame server if you join our discord server)

51.79.124.96:25604

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United Phooligans – Where chaos reigns and chaos rhymes!

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java and Bedrock
Java IP	51.79.163.212:25754
Bedrock IP	51.79.163.212
Bedrock Port	25754

What We Provide

Paid Server
Active Members
Active Owner
Open 24/7
No Admin Abuse
Good PVPERS
Paid Anti-cheat
Shop, Auction and BetterTeams

Join Now! https://discord.com/invite/QRxNydwXqT

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is open 24/7.
Is there admin abuse?	No, there is no admin abuse on this server.
Does the server have good PVPERS?	Yes, there are good PVPERS on the server.
Is there a paid anti-cheat system in place?	Yes, there is a paid anti-cheat system on the server.

ClayFighter Minecraft Server

90s games, fighting game series, Server, fighting games, New game

Are you tired of all those boring fighting games with the same old characters and moves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a ClayFighter on steroids! We’ve got crazy custom characters made entirely out of clay that will have you laughing and battling for hours on end.

Join our server and experience epic battles between a giant clay chicken and a ninja made out of spaghetti. Watch as a clay cowboy rides a clay unicorn into battle, shooting rainbow lasers out of its horn. And don’t even get me started on the clay dragon that breathes fire made of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane mini-games like Clay Spleef, where you have to dig through layers of clay while avoiding falling into a pit of lava made of melted cheese. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at Clay Parkour, where you have to jump from platform to platform made of jello without falling into the abyss of pudding below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious ClayFighter-inspired battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

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Minecraft SMP: HHH’s Creeper Club

creeper, professional wrestling, HHHs, wrestling, 2024..

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Dexter Lumis building secret underground bases, Karrion Kross challenging players to epic PvP battles, and Nikki Cross leading a pack of wild wolves on daring adventures. And don’t even get us started on the year 2024 – rumor has it that the entire server will be taken over by sentient llamas who demand sacrifices of golden carrots. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

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2030sCraft: Future Fun!

global politics, twenty thirties, economic trends, technology advancements, work-life balance

Step into our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! In the year 2030, the world is ruled by talking llamas who have a penchant for building epic structures out of diamond blocks. Join our server to witness epic llama battles, ride on flying pigs, and participate in dance parties with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Who needs to predict the future when you can experience it firsthand in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

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