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Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Farms Harvested:	188
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4898	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.