Desumi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2079	Mines Excavated:	4192
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	287	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Farms Harvested:	196	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

branding, contracts, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, dropout, Entertainment, fanbase, freedom, growth, hololive, independent, Individuality, industry trends, Management, opportunities, Popularity, Server, solo career, success, Support, talent agency, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Votes:	5327
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Better than any PS2, challenge, classic games, Competition, Console Wars, debate, Die, fight me, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming opinions, gaming rivalries, JARPIGS, Nostalgia, PiggyCraft, PlayStation, ps2, retro gaming, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9731	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1989	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	7180	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1491
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, cover up, Creatures, DragonFree, dragons, Exterminate, Extinction, FANTASY, folklore, Government, Govt, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythical, mythical animals, Mythical Beasts, mythical beings, mythical creatures, mythical creatures extinct, pegasus, Server, Supernatural, unicorns, Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Farms Harvested:	233
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	3164	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Lootbox Llama Land

Addictive, Anime, Anime Community, Anime Series, anime thread, BETTING, Casino, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, gambling, gambling addiction, gambling anime, gambling anime thread, high stakes, japanese animation, Land, Llama, lootbox, Manga, online discussion, Risk, Thread, Thrill

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

4chanCraft, 4kanalen, b.., bättre förut, Breva, chatt, Community, debatt, digitalt, Diskussion, forum, humor, internet, memes, nostalgi.., ONLINE, rules, RUN, samhälle, skvaller, SV-HO, SVHO, Teknik, tråden, troll, Wild

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.