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Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Towns Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2368
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ores Mined:	4041
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Void Gems Collected:	24

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crops Grown:	8660	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	4453	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7607
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	2676	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!