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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9448 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6399 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!