destroyed phone – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

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MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

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NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

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GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

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Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

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Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

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Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

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