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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3825 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8441 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9125 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3300 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
